Making Waves – Oceanvein Live

Some of the best days and nights of my life have been spent at gigs. From the Dog & Trumpet pub in Carnaby Street to the mind-bogglingly huge Toucheng KN Festival in Taiwan.

Music is the language, currency, fuel and most dependable resource for our souls. Everyone has a song that transports them to their happiest, saddest, most significant moments across their lives.

Like the smell of a freshly opened Quality Street tub at Christmas, the taste of a childhood pudding, the sight of a much-loved holiday destination – music wraps its unique spell around our hearts and in its best moments, gives a voice to our innermost feelings.

Discovering new music is a joy. No matter how long you’ve lived, no matter how cherished those tracks, EPs, albums – there should always be room for new music. And that’s what a very lucky crowd experienced last Wednesday at the Hotbox in Chelmsford, Essex.

I’ve had the privilege to have a ringside seat for the emergence of a new Essex/ Lincolnshire band called Oceanvein. And last Wednesday was their live debut. After many months of hard work, diligent practice and honing they finally hit the stage.

My erstwhile partner-in-crime Lucas is a co-founder of the band, along with his childhood buddy David. For a number of years they worked on developing an album of songs as a duo. Last year they expanded the personnel to include Tomasz (drums), Joe (bass) and Troy (2nd guitar) to a fully fledged band.

I went along to their early rehearsals. Whenever a friend tells you they’ve got some songs and a band, you always think “Oh god I hope it’s good, otherwise I’ll have to think of something polite to say…” I didn’t have to worry. Shortly afterwards I was asked to do the manager’s job for the band. Of course, I said yes.

Wednesday 19th March 2025 is the night that all the hard work paid off. And the start of what will hopefully be a steady rising. Here’s a few notes from that night.

From the moment they were announced on stage by award-winning DJ/Promoter Paul Dupree, the atmosphere was charged as friends, family and fans cheered their arrival. The tantalising guitar & drum Intro morphed into the powerful opener ‘The End’.

The guitar-driven menacing vibe by David and Troy hit hard, with Tomasz and Joe’s hard-hitting rhythm underpinning the majesty of the track. Lucas’ perfectly delivered vocal switched between pleading and demanding respect as the protagonist. What a start!

Straight into the tight rocker ‘Medusa Abusa’ with its spare arrangement and full-on between-the-eyes delivery, this was one that really needs to be played before a heaving mosh pit. Which it surely will.

‘Higher Power’ followed and concluded the trio of songs that had previously been part of Lucas & David’s original project. The song grows before your ears, a mighty mighty rock number, fully deserving its place in the set, crowd participation and all.

The pace was slowed to great effect with a cover of Nothing But Thieves’ ‘Your Blood’. This gave an opportunity for a quieter, but no less powerful delivery by the band. They have many gears and vibes at their disposal and, dammit they sound so good in all of them!

A clever and funny beatbox (Lucas) and drum (Tomasz) interaction was followed by another cover, Royal Blood’s ‘Little Monster’ raising the tempo and bringing some very sassy guitar interplay between David and Troy. It set the scene nicely for final trio of newly minted Oceanvein tracks, born out of the Colyer/Mackay songbook, with the full band collaboration to bring to market.

First the debut single ‘If It Kills Me’ – look out for this superb track already recorded. It’s in for mixing and release in the coming weeks. ‘Falling’ and ‘The Reason’ rounded off a quite frankly remarkable performance.

Watching in awe, I had to remind myself this was the first gig by this group. Lucas looked and sounded like he’d been doing this for years, such a talent. David was sated in the role of musical creator whose time had come and he rose to the occasion magnificently.

The ‘Grimsby Trio’ of Tomasz, Joe and Troy brought depth to every bar of every song; they are the difference between what would have stayed on a laptop and an actual living, breathing band capable of seducing the masses with a mighty musical opus.    

They’re not paying me to say all this (they’re actually not) but I don’t care. This Gen-Xer is loving this ride. Can’t wait to see how far and high they will go. Do yourself a favour and check out the website for upcoming gigs. You’re going to want to be part of this.

Your servant,

MC

Links: www.oceanvein.co.uk

Shameless stage jump by the blogging manager…

Lying in a bed of fire

Our towns, cities and communities have been under the spotlight over the last week or so. Images of violence, hatred and anger have seeped into our living rooms as the nation appeared to be descending into an anarchic meltdown.

Forget the stats, it doesn’t matter that the numbers were in the high hundreds / low thousands among a population of 67 million.

This was a representative slice of the British public who were out on the streets for a variety of reasons, which ranged from absurd ignorance to deeply felt, genuine concern.  

Freedom of thought, speech and protest means that you will have to endure the sights and sounds of people you profoundly disagree with. That’s the point of liberal democracy. If you only want to hear the words of folks that you agree with, you’re no democrat.

Drawing the lines has been the unenviable task of politicians, publishers, police and the justice system since god was a boy. British society has flexed from rigid conformism to outright ‘anything goes’ throughout our history.

We have enjoyed times of great national unity (Blitz spirit of the early 1940s, the beautiful summer of love in 1967 and the equally beautiful Olympic summer of 2012).

We have also known times of splintered disunity (we’ll leave the civil war of the 1640s out of this, but the rioting season of 1981 and the Brexit traumas are recent enough for reference).

Immigration is the hottest political potato of the last 30 years. The main parties have steered clear of discussion, as both Labour and Conservative been active in swelling the numbers whilst claiming to be in favour of reduction. Campaign with firmness, govern with open doors.

The impact of mass population growth (as cited by Nigel Farage et al) is true. Housing, health, transport and all public services are put under intolerable strain as the investment in them does not match the increased demand.

Whose fault is that? Not the immigrant. Whatever spin you may like to put on it. The culpable governing class, with rich friends, international investors to keep sweet and shackling low wages to maintain have created this lowest common denominator economy.

So if you can’t get a place to rent or buy, can’t see a dentist, lose out on the 8.00 doctor’s surgery lottery every day – don’t blame the immigrants. They are – by and large – the ones who come to make a better life for themselves, want to work hard, get a stake in their adopted country and build a better life for their children to inherit.

Are there bad ones? Oh yes. There are people coming into our country who mean us harm, do not ascribe to our values and will take advantage of our liberal laws to exploit what they see as our weaknesses and get away with it. They are violent, full of hatred and have no place in our society, making the lives of others miserable through modern slavery, medieval beliefs and spit the poison of extremist bile.

But even these acknowledged truths do not give us the full picture. We cannot view the experience on our own country (and indeed France, Germany, Italy and other stretched European nations) in isolation.

I was a teenage supporter of Band Aid/ Live Aid. We changed the world – a little bit. By advocating love and support in an age of apparent self-centred greed (oh the 80s!) we stood up and were counted in our millions.

How little we knew in our innocence that the conspiracy of European tariffs would continue decades beyond, to keep Africa on its knees and dependent on handouts, rather than enabling her to trade her way out of poverty.

Having worked happily with dictators in the Middle East for decades, we took umbrage firstly with Saddam Hussein, then the Taliban, then Mubarak in Egypt and Gaddafi in Libya. The million-dollar military hardware we sold them for years couldn’t compete with billion dollar hardware we dropped on them. Absolute, glorious chaos across the region.

And now we condemn the refugees and asylum seekers that come from those countries which we destroyed, for having the cheek to ask for a chance to rebuild their lives here. A simplified version I grant you, but you get the point.

So who gets hurt in this brave new world? The ordinary folks, of course. The Brits who can’t get a decent paying job, a foot on the housing ladder, public services of any kind. The immigrants, who want to get ahead but face suspicion, hostility and blame for things they have no control over.

Who gets ahead? The same ruling class who pits us against each other. And they continue to make it happen. The riots, the violence, the orchestrated division and hatred that ensure that there is no collective realisation of where the fault lies. The ignorant foot soldiers stir the pot on their behalf and the decent-minded folk turn out in opposition. Divide and rule in the oldest fashion of humanity.

Who do I blame? Those ones who get rich on the minimum wage earning masses, who simultaneously avoid paying their taxes that could substantially fund the creaking public services. Those who remotely stoke the fires of conflict to divert attention from the obscene inequalities in our nation.

The protests will fade. We’ll get back to football, bingo, and of course Strictly starts soon. All will calm down. And hopefully in calmer waters, those threads that bind us together will strengthen again.

We will never achieve equality. I’m sorry if that sounds pessimistic, but the nature of a capitalist society means that there will always be winners and losers, haves and have-nots.

But we can hope that most British of values – fairness – will have a resonant renaissance, as we look to heal the wounds of this summer of discontent.

Your servant

MC

Election 24 – sowing the seeds of change

General elections come around every 4/5 years. Some are routine, validating the dominant forces in the country, some produce unexpected results (Heath’s and Major’s unlikely wins in 1970 and 1992 respectively).

Others are seismic, with tectonic plates moving by the collective will of the people, when the times really are a-changing. Thatcher’s absolute sea change in 1979 and Blair’s ruthless rout in 1997.

This election is billed as a similar monumental moment in the nation’s story. It comes amid the lines being dramatically redrawn in France, with their own election this weekend and the pending showdown in America in November.

The story of this election is less about the widely anticipated Labour victory, with a deeply red tidal wave flushing away the stale Conservative administration. It’s more about the splintered state of our politics, where the status quo will no longer do.

The perennial bronze medalists in the Liberal Democrat Party have played a bold game, attracting coverage by their hitherto bland leader Ed Davey aping everyone’s embarrassing uncle. The strategy of staged pratfalls has guaranteed coverage, whilst the busy deputies have capitalised in debates and slipped those key messages in.

The SNP, withering before our eyes all year, have benefited from the passionate but measured tones of their Westminster leader Steven Flynn. Effortlessly undercutting the star turns, if he hasn’t stopped the rot north of the border, he can’t be blamed.

The Greens have played their hand as well as they can, with feisty Carla Denyer and less charismatic Adrian Ramsay getting everyone nodding in agreement with the thrust of their philosophy, but baulking at the price to be paid. The party do seem destined to be Cassandra when the final analysis is made. They can’t shift the dial in this short-termism age.

The blue touchpaper has been truly lit by Reform UK. For the first time in living memory (if ever) the right is the political flank that has been split. With consequences for the Tories that range from generational collapse to absolute oblivion.

Whilst the usual tired voices scream ‘racist’ and other blunt words of abuse, the undercurrent that Nigel Farage has tapped into is anything but.

You don’t get a nation to collectively vote on something as momentous as Brexit by simply hollering dog whistle divisive messages. There is not enough prejudicial gunpowder in the British psyche to propel a vicious splinter group to victory. These are the lessons that the political establishment have still not learnt following the EU referendum.

The distance between the politicians and the public remains huge. They really just don’t get it. They don’t get any of it. Nobody expects the Westminster posse to understand the lot of the masses, but we do expect some notion that they are paying attention.

Rishi Sunak repeatedly talks about his “plan”. The man who said there was nothing he could do about inflation when it was going up now wants to take credit for it coming down. He has been remarkably isolated during this campaign. Where is the Chancellor? The Foreign Secretary? It defies belief that the cabinet should be so absent from an election campaign; admittedly the ship has been slowly sinking since Partygate, so the rats have had time to slink away.

Keir Starmer has stuck so rigidly to his script and the carefully controlled events that the Ming vase is really in no peril at all. He has played the election so safe that nobody is buzzed to see him timidly inching his way towards Number 10. The cracks in the Labour alliance will surely begin as soon as he takes office, with Angela and her red brigade anxious to see the change that has not dared speak its name during the campaign, finally unleashed.

The uncomfortable truth for all parties is the Nigel Farage is absolutely right about the impact of immigration into the UK. Not the desperately sad victims who find themselves clinging to the boats across the English Channel. Look to the legitimate migrants who have come to the UK, with work permits and visas in pocket.

When millions more people join the population – and public services are not swelled to meet the increased demand, there will be chaos. And resentment. Intolerable waiting times, housing costs spiralling, lack of dental and GP availability. Choking transport and wage stagnation.

It is not the fault of the migrants. Who can blame them for wishing to provide a better life for themselves and their families by coming here? I would. It’s not their fault.

The fault lies with successive governments response (or lack of) to the influx of cheap foreign labour. Cameron, May et al who cut the public service budgets (remember, “we’re all in this together”), so there was no chance that services could keep pace with the increased population. And it’s only got worse as Tory Time goes on.

What will change with Keir Starmer’s government? Very little I suspect. The revolving door of stuffed suits will admit the next crop of witless wonders.

But the residue from this election will prove to be monumental, albeit in a slow-burning way. The percentage drop in support for the main parties – which nevertheless brings the lion’s share of seats in parliament – will be intolerable.

In the 2015 election, 16% of the electorate voted for UKIP and the Green Party (5 million votes in total) with the result they got 1 MP each. The Labour party got 9 million votes and ended up with 232 MPs.

Our first-past-the-post system delivers results that reinforce the status quo. Even with the expected rout of the Tories this time around, they will still likely get 2nd place.

However, it’s worth remembering the projected outcome in 2015 spooked David Cameron enough to promise the EU referendum to shore up his Eurosceptic voter base. That was in the manifesto and no doubt contributed to his victory. Smugly he called the referendum, anticipating a Remain vote and another full term in Number 10. And we all know how that ended.

That’s why every vote for Reform, the Greens, anyone but the two big parties has the potential to cause a shift in the way we do things. Pressure builds from the bottom until those at the top can no longer ignore the will of the people.

Naive? I don’t think so. Watch the numbers of the votes case vs numbers of seats returned after this week’s vote. Not overnight, but by stealth change – real change – can happen.

Your servant

MC

The Hard Art of Listening

We all have those friends, family members, colleagues. The ones who say “You know you can always talk to me”. Some of them follow this up with the bonus information that they are “a really good listener”.

And so you give it a try. You take them up on their offer – and what happens? You barely get to the end of your first sentence and they jump in immediately with their thoughts, views, opinions, their perceptions of what’s wrong, what you should do, say, think and feel. They are so anxious to provide you with the solution to all your problems that they become another one of them.

They are in fact, not the best listeners. If by chance you do manage to get a few lines out, they are sitting poised, coiled like the proverbial spring, willing you to stop talking so they can launch themselves at you. In this state they have actually ceased listening long ago and are merely waiting impatiently for you to complete your lines so they can fill the air again.

The worst offenders are the ones who use the smallest detail from your tale as a trigger to offload their own issues. And their problems are always bigger than yours, so don’t even try to get things back on track. Just excuse yourself as politely as you can and quickly as you can.

A word to the unwise – stop talking. That’s the very least you can do. People that need to talk very often don’t always express themselves well. The running commentary in someone’s head that they have played over and over will habitually come out blurted, in a clumsy fashion and be as much of a shock to the person as anyone listening. But – it loses its power when said out loud.  Encouraging looks amid silence help to relax them into the sensation of talking out loud. Some call it active listening.

By getting used to actually giving voice to the things that have been bothering them, those tensions can be seen for what they are. A downward dialogue that deals despondency, but which shrinks – and with a bit of luck – evaporates on the outside. Maybe not first time; walls of sufferance are built over time and will not always be blown away instantly.

Very often too, the first statement is testing the water. Most people will not dive in with the biggest and baddest millstone they are carrying. A tentative opening line that is crushed by the oncoming juggernaut of a non-listener will guarantee the end of that discourse. Learning to listen well involves patience and self-restraint. If you really care about the person, that’s something you will rise to.

Listening requires you to stop processing incoming information with a view to responding. You don’t need to solve the problem for them. You don’t need to answer straight away. You often don’t need to answer at all. Therapies involving animals (dogs and cats typically) where people offload and what they get back is unrivalled attention a lick and waggy tail – do wonders. I don’t recommend people do this unless you know the other person very well…

I was on a train on the way back from London recently and overheard a valiant attempt at a pep talk. (I don’t habitually listen in to other people’s conversations, but when they are conducted loud enough for the whole carriage to hear, they’re fair game).

The lady on the receiving end of the pep talk was on the retreat almost from the get-go. She was reduced to ‘Yeah…yeah…uh-huh…oh yeah’ by the torrent of life changing observations from her companion. Eventually, her well-meaning friend was surprised she was getting off before their usual stop. The hastily concocted reason was grocery shopping. As she stepped off the friend said “Call me – call me – you promise?” It was an order, not a request.

I’m pretty sure that most times, the rubbish listeners are good people with good intentions. And they’d probably be affronted by any suggestion they were doing anything but trying to help. But they’re not helping. They really. Are. Not.

So if your pal is a bad listener, I guess you have three choices:

  1. Find a better listener to be your listening pal
  2. Tell your erstwhile pal to give you a good listening to for a change
  3. Do (1) but keep some minor titbits for your bad listening pal to chew over. After all, you don’t want to lose a friend completely, do you?

This blog was written in beautiful isolation. Now back to the maddening crowd…

Algorithm & Blues

Artificial Intelligence (AI), like every discovery or invention since we stood on our hind legs has the capacity to do great things and not-so-great things.

And like fire, the wheel, nuclear energy and the internet before it, the uses for AI are on the way to becoming so ubiquitous they’ll soon barely register, or be seen as remarkable.

AI offers plenty of wonderful opportunities. Of course, like any system if you put crap in, you get crap out. So when we are loading up the virtual doctors for appointments to ease the pressure on their real-life counterparts, we’d better make sure all possible diagnosis are loaded. And the failsafe for when the real doctors need to take over.

Removing emotional elements has its benefits. Where there are absolute truths or strictly binary options, logic will drive outcomes. Where we don’t need or want a chat, the bots can give us all the information and answers without any fluff.

It’s a while since the most exciting thing we could do was to book a hotel, flight or pub lunch online. The banking Apps have made our finances more fluid than ever, without setting foot inside a bank or getting our hands grubby with cash.

2023 has also see the tantalising prospect of early cancer detection appearing on the horizon too, The Royal Marsden, together with Institute of Cancer Research and Imperial College London have produced evidence of algorithm-driven results that exceed all that has been possible to date. That’s the kind of thing that really would make us embrace the Doc Bots.

The passage from manual to automation has always been a fractious one. Ever since the Industrial Revolution, the threats of redundancy and people being replaced out of their jobs have been a constant fear. Bank closures and High Street stalwarts collapsing due to online retail have been the latest version of “the world’s going to hell in a handcart”.

Bemoaning the loss of the old ways used to be the sad refrain from pensioners, resentful of a world accelerating beyond their comfort. Now the Boomers are joined by Gen X and even Gen Y are seeing their waking certainties falling by the wayside, as progress marches relentlessly on.

Some of the smartest decisions made across the generations have been those that chose to learn the trades of electrician, plumber, plasterer et al. In constant demand and making a good living, as the general population loses the practical life skills one by one. Water coming through your ceiling? There’s definitely not an App for that…

Overall, there’s little point trying to resist the onward march. And we need to remember we asked for this. This version of the world has been created with our complicit approval and encouragement. We wanted everything 24/7. We wanted to shop from our phones for everything, anytime. I’ve spoken about the negative impact on decent customer service before, here.

The aspect of AI that presents a real challenge is the scary brilliance of media files. And yes, of course there’s an Orwell quote from Nineteen Eighty-Four to fit:

“Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.”

When Arnie’s face was transposed onto another combatant in Running Man, when Forrest Gump shook hands with JFK, we saw the fledgling fantasy fakes blurring and blending facts with fiction. They seem so primitive now.

In Wag the Dog, Dustin Hoffman created an artificial war for Robert de Niro’s presidential right-hand man. Just long enough to get the president re-elected. Fake prime time new stories, fake video imagery, Willie Nelson commissioned to write a new ‘old classic’ song taken up by the nation.

The public were shown as buying into it. Surely that couldn’t happen, right?

The deep fake videos circulating online still have some jarring elements, but they are nearing the point where they’ll soon be flawless. It’s not an issue when these can be called out on the same day. But as the distance between the witness and the event grows – and the witnesses are no longer reliable or even still around – those clips may acquire credibility. Particularly within secret services or subversive agents who play the long game.

Imagine an exceptionally gifted software genius – assisted by AI – reworking an historic video. Taking library pictures of a public figure and adding ‘previously unavailable audio remarks’. That scene with Forrest Gump saying he needed a pee and JFK repeating it with perfect timing could be the crude blueprint of what’s to come.

Vladimir Putin has been rather shaky on recent media appearances. Shades of Brezhnev in his zombie years, when he was wheeled out to wave and then wheeled back in again.

In a place like Russia where traditional as well as social media has been throttled by the state, deep fake videos, perfected with AI nuances – Vladimir need ever appear again. Speeches by Vlad the Vid could be made to order, for years. A well-paid lookalike to make distanced appearances in public (wouldn’t be the first time) could see him ‘ruling’ Russia beyond his capacity to do so.

As the world has descended into a dangerously fractious time, any kind of agreement on the rules of the game for AI seem fanciful. The US, EU, UK and other allies can legislate. But when countries withdraw from non-proliferation of nuclear weapons treaties, you can’t see them uniting against a potentially very useful propaganda tool.

Artificial Intelligence is here to stay. There are profits to be made. And yes, there are some very useful functions that can bring benefits to humanity. And the thought that ABBA could appear on the ‘Welcome to 2100’ show is quite something.

For we, the masses – we’d all like to think we wouldn’t be fooled. We’d all like to think that ultimately, we would see though a fake story. But as the technology improves and our capacity & appetite for critical thinking diminishes, we may end up complicit in this too – and just be kidding ourselves.

Your servant,

MC